Oh garlic, you delicious devil! Why do you hate me so? I love you and crave you, and you come in, Trojan horse style, and lay siege on my gut. It isn't fair.
Today, I suspect you sneakily hid yourself in the insanely delicious olive tapenade from Pizza Fusion. I couldn't help myself. I hungrily gobbled you up, and now, more than ten hours later, in the wee hours of the morning, I can't sleep for you upset my belly still!
I try to avoid you, but it is so hard. I am weak to your pungent,spicy flavor. Please be kind to me. It is difficult to partake in all the epicuriean delights of this world, knowing you may be hiding in the next mound of mashed potatoes, serving of salsa, or taste of tapenade.
I ask this, please have pity on my tastebuds and tummy. Call off the war, let there be peace!