Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I had so much fun doing this last week, I decided to do it again. I'm just gonna jump right in:
It wasn't me who, while playing outside with Chickie on a blustery fall day discovered snot running down my darling daughter's face and then realizing that I didn't have a tissue decided to use my shirt to wipe her nose. Nope, not me. I would never do something so disgusting as use my clothing as a tissue. Additionally, I would never go anywhere unprepared for the inevitable runny nose that said daughter had had for a week at that point.
It certainly wasn't me that let my daughter's uneaten breakfast sit on the table until dinner time. I am way too mature to get into a battle of wills with the one who fed her breakfast and should therefore, in my opinion, have cleaned it up.
I most definitely did not let my child continue to play contently by herself even though I knew she was overdue (tho not overripe!) for a diaper change. Nope, not me. I always change Chickie's adorable cloth diapered bum every two hours!
And finally, I would never just sit there and watch my daughter flip a bowl of applesauce on her head while jotting down notes for this post. I would never watch her do it and shrug my shoulders, saying to myself "eh, it's bath night." Nope, not me!
So what have you not done this week?